This man is very enthusiastic about Little Caesar's bacon crust pizza

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 03/03/2015 at 16:34 • Filed to: None

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djmt1 > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 16:38

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For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 16:39

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This is absolutely haram.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 16:40

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It's the Matt Farah one take of fast food reviewing!

Jcarr > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 16:42

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Oh man, you've been missing out. His Five Guys review got turned into a shockingly catchy song.

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E. Julius > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 16:52

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I wonder what chemical they use to adhere the bacon to the crust.

E. Julius > Jcarr 03/03/2015 at 16:58

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This is tight

Textured Soy Protein > E. Julius 03/03/2015 at 17:01

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Olive oil and bacon grease.

(It's a pan pizza. The pan is greased with olive oil, and they wrap bacon around the crust. The bacon cooks while the pizza bakes, and the bacon sticks itself to the crust.)

E. Julius > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 17:06

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I guess I should have a little more faith in Little Caesars. I kind of assumed it came pre baconed from the factory.

NunchuckWoolery > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 17:09

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I had one of these last week. He's pretty spot on, butter parmesan takes it to a whole new level. Best drunk food since the 30 sack of White Castle.

turbojames > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 17:10

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Just watch this dayum video. Just behold the great brilliance of the human race.

turbojames > turbojames 03/03/2015 at 17:11

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I meant this video- http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdC…

Kinja + iPhone= BAAAAAD

SWITAWI > Jcarr 03/03/2015 at 17:17

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Love this guy.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Textured Soy Protein 03/03/2015 at 17:28

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Why did you have to post this? I am stuck at work for the next four hours with only beef jerky.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Textured Soy Protein 03/04/2015 at 12:37

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I want it.....but I know its bad for me......BUT I WANT IT! Good 'ol Hot and Smelly.